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"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.


Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014 | You Like This |


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HAHAHAHAHA lol, so funny:) I always thought of that

cara on June 10, 2014

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"Every breath you take,every move you make, every step you take, we'll be watching you"-NSA

guest on June 24, 2014

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OMG XD My friends always say that!! Ultimate Stalker Song

Anonymous on July 5, 2014

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It's supposed to be about a stalker

Flubbersnuffaploosk on August 27, 2014

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Stalker status! Oh, I like this song. Truth, trial and tragedy is my tale.

Wickle on December 13, 2014

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I love this song guys..

Ladygirl on February 22, 2015

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so true xD

zues on August 29, 2015

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Umm... Um... B-B-Beth on September 3, 2015


Since the first time I ever heard this song, I have always assumed it was all about stalking someone.

Nerd7 on October 11, 2015

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bra,you a stalker

Sneaky Cactus on December 2, 2015

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love song but its not funny

lma on July 5, 2016

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its not a love song its about devorice

kayleigh on May 13, 2017

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