An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.
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WTF sounds painful especially for benders
jim on May 12, 2008
mm generally results from kinky butt sex im guessing?
kinkybuttsexlover69:O on June 10, 2008
Taryn on June 29, 2008
HA!!! on July 4, 2008
What if you have acute anal fissure?
dingus on August 31, 2008
yeah, ah, sounds... appealing....
WHAT_THE_EFF on October 20, 2008
that sounds like a lot of fun...NOT. How do u acquire these things anyway!?
Ty f'in Belcher on January 11, 2009
I think ur ass just rips when u do a massive crap, that really big and hard:P
Heeeeey!! on January 12, 2009
Anonymos on January 19, 2009
My anal fissure was initial measured on a rector scale. diagnosis followed the next day with 34 dead in a San Fransisco earth quake
sinisterflush on April 4, 2009
this happened to be a bit back. it sucks as much as it is funny.
anonymouse on April 13, 2009
I had a few. It hurts. It happens just above the anus and it feels like some one scratched me and put hand sanitizer on the scratch when ever I bend over
But I'm clean now
Anon on April 8, 2012
I HAVE THESE ALL OVER MY BODY.
GAVIN NIMMO on May 1, 2012
omg these hurt me im so tempted to scratch them but it just widens the cracks
STEVEN MIKLOS on May 1, 2012
isnt that your buttcrack
cooolio on October 23, 2014
This is so true and wierd it hurts lik
Crazy especally after you pee
Vrgege on December 23, 2014
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