Funny Diseases

Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.


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WTF sounds painful especially for benders

jim on May 12, 2008

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mm generally results from kinky butt sex im guessing?

kinkybuttsexlover69:O on June 10, 2008

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Sounds yummy

Taryn on June 29, 2008

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HA!!! on July 4, 2008

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What if you have acute anal fissure?

dingus on August 31, 2008

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yeah, ah, sounds... appealing....

WHAT_THE_EFF on October 20, 2008

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that sounds like a lot of fun...NOT. How do u acquire these things anyway!?

Ty f'in Belcher on January 11, 2009

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I think ur ass just rips when u do a massive crap, that really big and hard:P

Heeeeey!! on January 12, 2009

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Sounds Awful!:(

Anonymos on January 19, 2009

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My anal fissure was initial measured on a rector scale. diagnosis followed the next day with 34 dead in a San Fransisco earth quake

sinisterflush on April 4, 2009

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this happened to be a bit back. it sucks as much as it is funny.

anonymouse on April 13, 2009

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I had a few. It hurts. It happens just above the anus and it feels like some one scratched me and put hand sanitizer on the scratch when ever I bend over But I'm clean now

Anon on April 8, 2012

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GAVIN NIMMO on May 1, 2012

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omg these hurt me im so tempted to scratch them but it just widens the cracks

STEVEN MIKLOS on May 1, 2012

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isnt that your buttcrack

cooolio on October 23, 2014

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This is so true and wierd it hurts lik Crazy especally after you pee

Vrgege on December 23, 2014

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