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There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.


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ok what if you are on a jet ski

lilia on July 14, 2020

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ah yes i will always carry a hair dryer to stay dry ',:)

frogsinjumpers on July 15, 2020

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scuba divers dont get wet.....

Rteryui on August 11, 2020


their hair tho

urnan on September 11, 2020

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what about land sharks?


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they've learned how to walk on land! RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh no on November 16, 2020

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Sharks also kill 1/4 less people than cows do every year. We should change "shark week" to "cow week"

Ursa Major on February 3, 2021

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