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Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.


Added by a Guest on January 19, 2023 | You Like This |


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hmmm interesting idea sir can i have the robber with bbq sauce???

Genny Henderson on January 23, 2023

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If I carried a fork with me then saw a robber,thats gonna be the most delicious meal I will eat.

Haylie Chan on January 24, 2023


If nothing else works, just resort to canniballism.

Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2023

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WhorU?? on January 26, 2023

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this the best one yet 🤣

ana on January 28, 2023

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Rudra on February 19, 2023

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yum yum

peepee poopoo on February 28, 2023

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WHEEZEYCHEESE on March 1, 2023

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I dont know how to react to that

Fruptoil on May 10, 2023

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"See also Hannibal Lecter"

Guest on June 3, 2023

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Seconds, anyone?

Potato on July 1, 2023

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Haha I can picture walking down the street and just seeing somebody with a fork chasing a dinner down the street

EliteAxolotl777 on October 15, 2023

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I meant robber stupid autocorrect

EliteAxolotl777 on October 15, 2023

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