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Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, β€œthank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Added by a Guest on January 19, 2023 | You Like This |

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hmmm interesting idea sir can i have the robber with bbq sauce???

Genny Henderson on January 23, 2023

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If I carried a fork with me then saw a robber,thats gonna be the most delicious meal I will eat.

Haylie Chan on January 24, 2023

Yeetaleetthesecond

If nothing else works, just resort to canniballism.

Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2023

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CannibalπŸ€”

WhorU?? on January 26, 2023

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this the best one yet 🀣

ana on January 28, 2023

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yum?

Rudra on February 19, 2023

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yum yum

peepee poopoo on February 28, 2023

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Ì CANT EVEN LOL!!

WHEEZEYCHEESE on March 1, 2023

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I dont know how to react to that

Fruptoil on May 10, 2023

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"See also Hannibal Lecter"

Guest on June 3, 2023

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Seconds, anyone?

Potato on July 1, 2023

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Haha I can picture walking down the street and just seeing somebody with a fork chasing a dinner down the street

EliteAxolotl777 on October 15, 2023

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I meant robber stupid autocorrect

EliteAxolotl777 on October 15, 2023

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

🦜 on January 21, 2024

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mmm my favorite

jojoba on January 26, 2024

mashedt

...........interesting

mashedt on February 6, 2024

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