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Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.
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Burning money is illegal.
Your Lawyer on March 4, 2023
Actually, when the dollar (US) was worth almost nothing, people used them in fireplaces for warmth. burning money would increase the value of money, because the value is based on the amount in circulation. (Still, don't burn money unless it's absolutely necessary)
Ротато on March 15, 2023
starkbucks
PotatoAids on March 15, 2023
Perfect
PigPro on March 17, 2023
Good idea im going to try it
Someone with 2 braincells on March 24, 2023
the equivalent of going to starbucks
mintyyxngii on March 26, 2023
"Mom can we go to Starbucks?" "No honey we have Starbucks at home" Startbucks at home 💀
. on June 6, 2023
How can you assume everyone lives in America? I’m not gonna fly to America just to get a 5 dollar bill
Funnee on April 4, 2024
im a botato not a bot also cool roast on starbucks
im a botato on April 6, 2024
not going all the way to america to light a 5 dollar note on fire :|
Poughtato on March 5, 2025