Funny Advice
Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.

See also Coffee.
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Comments
Burning money is illegal.
Your Lawyer on March 4, 2023
Actually, when the dollar (US) was worth almost nothing, people used them in fireplaces for warmth. burning money would increase the value of money, because the value is based on the amount in circulation. (Still, don't burn money unless it's absolutely necessary)
Ротато on March 15, 2023
starkbucks
PotatoAids on March 15, 2023
Perfect
PigPro on March 17, 2023