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Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.

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Burning money is illegal.

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Actually, when the dollar (US) was worth almost nothing, people used them in fireplaces for warmth. burning money would increase the value of money, because the value is based on the amount in circulation. (Still, don't burn money unless it's absolutely necessary)

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