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Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.

See also Coffee.

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Added by a Guest on February 20, 2023 | You Like This |

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Burning money is illegal.

Your Lawyer on March 4, 2023

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Actually, when the dollar (US) was worth almost nothing, people used them in fireplaces for warmth. burning money would increase the value of money, because the value is based on the amount in circulation. (Still, don't burn money unless it's absolutely necessary)

Ротато on March 15, 2023

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PotatoAids on March 15, 2023

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Perfect

PigPro on March 17, 2023

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