No.
Commodore
Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.
Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Wanda
I don't think I could date a girl named Wanda.
Max Hell
This is a real name. The kid even got banned from school because of it.
Gilchrist Peabody
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead.
Marsha Mellow
I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".
Admiral von Snugglesworth III
A great name for a stuffed animal.
