Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag.
HEY! I don't wear a striped shirt.
Robyn K | May 31, 2007
Don't worry Robyn. This was more of an attack on spiky haired Jersey guidos and their uncreative drink choices, which often coincide with their uncreative fashion choices.
Frank | June 14, 2007
Ah yes, the ones with the top four buttons of their shirts left unfastened revealing their sweaty man-pelts.
Robyn | June 15, 2007
Ha Ha,"man-pelts"!!!
Chet Youbetcha | January 31, 2008