Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
161. Ten Things I Know About You
1. You are reading this
2. You think I am ridiculous
3. You can not breath while holding your tongue out
5. You just tried that, and you look like a panting dog
6. You just skipped 4
7. You checked to see if there was a 4
8. You are now laughing at yourself
9. You will probably share this with someone
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163. Grab the Nearest Book. Turn to Page 206. The First Sentence Describes Your Love Life.
I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.
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164. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"
Everyone hates a literalist.
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165. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.
See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
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166. Annoy a Gamer
1. My favorite console is MOBILE!
2. Dark Souls should have a "easy" mode.
3. I think I'm addicted to gaming. I played for an hour yesterday.
See also Video Games.
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167. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll
When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.
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168. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack
You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.
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170. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges
The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.