Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
201. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe
Funny Things to Do
202. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
Funny Things to Do
203. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
205. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
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Funny Things to Do
206. Naming a Animal Before You Dissect It
Squirmy the Wormy sure loved being cut open by two psycho 13 year olds. See also Science.
Funny Things to Do
207. Defying The Laws Of Gravity
Basically running off a cliff and waiting a few seconds before falling. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
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208. Downloading Internet Explorer Onto an iPhone
More people have walked on the moon than have done this. See also Internet, Technology.