Funny Things to Do

201. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade

Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.

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202. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

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203. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

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204. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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205. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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206. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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207. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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208. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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209. Naming a Animal Before You Dissect It

Squirmy the Wormy sure loved being cut open by two psycho 13 year olds. See also Science.

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210. Defying The Laws Of Gravity

Basically running off a cliff and waiting a few seconds before falling. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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