Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
191. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"
Everyone hates a literalist.
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192. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.
See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.
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193. Annoy a Gamer
1. My favorite console is MOBILE!
2. Dark Souls should have a "easy" mode.
3. I think I'm addicted to gaming. I played for an hour yesterday.
See also Video Games.
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194. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll
When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.
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195. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack
You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.
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197. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges
The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.
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198. Students Sharing Textbooks That Were Used Twenty Years Ago by Your Same School
Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.
Funny Things to Do
199. Holding Your Breath Too When The Movie Characters Are Underwater
To see if a human could really survive that long.