Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
242. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR
It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.
Funny Things to Do
244. Trying to Bend a Cracker
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245. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer
If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
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Funny Things to Do
246. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms
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249. Going Into Another Room and Forgetting What You Had to Get
And going back to the first room and remembering it all again.
Funny Things to Do
250. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window
Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.