Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
273. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection
I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?
Funny Things to Do
274. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick
Funny Things to Do
275. Buying a Quick Pick Lotto, Losing, and Thinking if You Had Instead Picked the Right Numbers You Would Have Won
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Funny Things to Do
277. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR
It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.
Funny Things to Do
279. Trying to Bend a Cracker
Funny Things to Do
280. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer
If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.