Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
311. Gastromancy
Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.
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312. Trying to Stop Freddie Mercury from Having a Good Time
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315. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees
And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.
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316. Playing a Flute with Your Nose
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317. Blaming The Fish
"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.
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320. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon
It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.