Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
301. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket
Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.
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303. Defying Gravity by Not Looking Down
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304. Trying to See How Many People You Can Fit into a Telephone Booth
A pastime of the Roaring Twenties, when people just had nothing better to do. See also 20's, Old-Timey, Telephones.
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305. Watching Dead Bodies in Movies to Try to Catch Them Breathing
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
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306. Digging a Hole While Failing to Hit a Golf Ball
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308. Tying Your Hair into a Horn and Poking People with It.
Funny Things to Do
310. Striking a Match on Your Shoe
I've tried it in real life, but it never works. See also Old-Timey.