Funny Things to Do

321. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym

Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.

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322. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

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323. Waking Up and Destroying Your Alarm Clock

See also Old-Timey.

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324. Capturing Brad Pitt and Forcing Him into a Birdcage

Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.

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325. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

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326. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows

An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.

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327. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side

A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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328. Stuffing a Pillow Under Your Shirt to Look Pregnant

See also Pregnancy.

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329. Shattering a Wine Glass with Your Voice

See also Music, Old-Timey.

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330. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

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