Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
291. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer
If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
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292. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms
Funny Things to Do
295. Going Into Another Room and Forgetting What You Had to Get
And going back to the first room and remembering it all again.
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Funny Things to Do
296. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window
Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.
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297. Wearing Your Tie as a Headband
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298. Replacing Someone's Cigar with a Stick of Dynamite
And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
299. Painting over All Six Sides of a Rubik's Cube
We've all done this before, right?