Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
263. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection
I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?
Funny Things to Do
264. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick
Funny Things to Do
265. Buying a Quick Pick Lotto, Losing, and Thinking if You Had Instead Picked the Right Numbers You Would Have Won
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Funny Things to Do
267. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR
It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.
Funny Things to Do
269. Trying to Bend a Cracker
Funny Things to Do
270. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer
If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.