Funny Things to Do

261. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection

I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?

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262. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick

See also Doctors, Inception.

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263. Buying a Quick Pick Lotto, Losing, and Thinking if You Had Instead Picked the Right Numbers You Would Have Won

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264. Making a Mixtape Using iTunes Previews

Each song is 30 seconds long.

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265. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR

It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.

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266. Bouncing a Croquet Ball

Thunk. See also Sports.

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267. Trying to Bend a Cracker

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268. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer

If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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269. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms

Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.

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270. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

See also Money, Old-Timey.

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