Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
211. Drawing a Shape in MS Paint, Filling It In, and Accidentally Filling in the Whole Picture Due to a One-pixel Gap
Dammit. See also Computers.
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213. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade
Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.
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214. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
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215. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
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216. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe
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217. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
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218. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
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220. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.