Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
431. Reading Sports Headlines Literally
For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.
Funny Things to Do
433. Picking Your Nose with Your Tongue
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434. Writing a Book Report Based on the Cover
"A Tale of Two Cities is a novel written by Charles Dickens in which he details the events of two different cities."
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
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436. Waking Up a Small Child That Looks Like You
...and telling him or her it's you from the future.
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437. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
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438. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn
Something your uncle does after two drinks.