Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
481. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
482. Renting Movies from the Public Library
Hey, who needs Netflix? See also Library.
Funny Things to Do
483. Doing Pullups On Scaffolding
Funny Things to Do
485. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
Funny Things to Do
487. Falling Down While Spinning the Wheel on "The Price Is Right"
See also Television.
Funny Things to Do
488. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
489. Calling an Addiction Hotline and Telling Them Your Hooked on Phonics
Because it's nessecary.
Funny Things to Do
490. Listening to "Ride of the Valkyries" and Running Around Your Apartment With a Calvary Sword.
Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.