Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
502. Bringing Your Own Popcorn to the Movies
Eating popcorn from a Ziplcoc bag while the guy next to you has a bucket of movie popcorn is funny. See also Movies, Snacks.
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503. Parking as Close as You Can to the Front Door of the Gym
Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.
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504. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.
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505. Washing and Reusing Plastic Utensils, Cups and Plates
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
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506. Adding the Word "Dinner" to Meals
E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.
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507. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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508. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You
Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.
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509. Omphalomancy
Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.
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510. Acting Cool when You Wave to Someone Waving at Someone Behind You
Ways to cover up your idiocy include pretending to fix your hair, scratch your head, or pointing towards nothing. See also Awkward.