Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
501. Writing 'Wash Me' on Cars
Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.
Funny Things to Do
502. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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503. Renting Movies from the Public Library
Hey, who needs Netflix? See also Library.
Funny Things to Do
504. Doing Pullups On Scaffolding
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
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506. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
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508. Falling Down While Spinning the Wheel on "The Price Is Right"
See also Television.
Funny Things to Do
509. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.
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510. Calling an Addiction Hotline and Telling Them Your Hooked on Phonics
Because it's nessecary.