Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
511. Setting Up a Conference Call
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.
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514. Brushing Your Teeth While Peeing
Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
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515. Super-Gluing Quarters to the Sidewalk
It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
Funny Things to Do
516. Making Transformer Sounds While Changing Positions
And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.
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518. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
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519. Shaving Your Trademark Beard
What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.
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520. Treadmill Racing
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.