Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
561. Saying "Like" All the Time
At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.
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562. Eating Over the Kitchen Sink
Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.
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565. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert
Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
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566. Taking a Power Shower
A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
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568. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"
Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.
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569. Lindsey Jacobellis Hot-Dogging It
And crashing, giving up the gold, then denying it all in an interview later. Haha! See also Olympics.
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570. Dying from Snorting Peas
Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.