Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
561. Bloody Winkum
Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.
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562. Using the Wrong "-ologist", "-ician", or "-grapher" When Explaining Something Smart
For example, "Well I'm no Scientologist, but 2+2=4." See also Science.
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563. Waving Your Hand Like Obi-Wan
These aren't the droids you're looking for... See also Movies.
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564. Twirling Your Mustache
When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.
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565. Turning a Calculator Upside Down and Writing Dirty Words
You know, like 58008 and 558. See also Sophomoric.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
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566. Accidentally Calling a Phone Sex Hotline
Dammit, not now lady! I was just trying to order a snuggie! See also Telecommunications.
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568. Grinch Rolling
Sort of like Rick Rolling, but with bad high school jazz band covers of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". See also Pranks.