Funny Things to Do

591. Tripping the Light Fantastic

In other words, to dance nimbly (as I like to do). See also Dances.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2007| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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592. Wassailing

To go from house to house Christmas caroling. See also Holidays.

Added by Tyler on December 16, 2007| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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593. Making Out With a Female Clown

So disturbing.

Added by Frank on December 16, 2007| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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594. Treating Black Eyes With Raw Steaks

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on December 11, 2007| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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595. Drinking Champagne Out of Women's Shoes

See also 20's, Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on December 3, 2007| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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596. Toliet-Training a Cat

You think it's a joke, but cats have been trained to use the toliet by many pet-owners, including jazz great Charles Mingus. See also Animals, Anthromorphication, Bathroom.

Added by Anthony on November 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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597. Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird

A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird. See also Animals.

Added by Frank on November 15, 2007| 3 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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598. Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger

Costanza style. See also Food.

Added by Robyn on October 15, 2007| 3 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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599. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor

Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.

Added by Frank on October 1, 2007| 6 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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600. Glad-Handing

Added by Tyler on September 26, 2007| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike