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611. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

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612. Referring to Yourself in the Third Person

Robyn thinks that this is ridiculous. See also Arrogant.

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613. Kissing Your Own Biceps

Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.

Added by Robyn on May 28, 2007| 5 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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614. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

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615. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

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616. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

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617. Drawing a Thanksgiving Turkey from Your Hand

I'm really good at it. See also Animals, Holidays.

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618. Flop Sweat

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619. Going At It Hammer and Tongs

"Did you hear them next door?" "Yeah, they were going at it hammer and tongs."

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620. Bamboozle

To try to trick or deceive someone, e.g., "You're not trying to bamboozle me are you?" "No sir, there is no bamboozlement going on here."

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