Funny Things to Do

661. Smash-and-Grab

A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.

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662. Disco Nap

This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.

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663. Jazzercise

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664. Bedazzle

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665. French Exit

When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends. See also Drunk.

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666. Swinging from the Chandelier

See also 20's, Drunk, Old-Timey.

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667. Doing the Dew

As in, "Want a beer? No thanks, I'm doing the Dew tonight."

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668. Making Out with a Brown Bear

During a camping trip, I asked my friend where his girlfriend was and this was his response. See also Animals.

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669. Eating an Egg

See also Food.

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670. Footbagging

The generic for hacky sack. In a sentence:

"Has anyone seen Paulie?"

"Last I saw he was footbagging on the Sheep's Lawn with those Danish kids we met at the bar last night."

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