Funny Things to Do

661. Burying Obese People in Pianos

I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on October 1, 2006| 3 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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662. Rockin' the Dockers

Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.

Added by Anthony on September 17, 2006| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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663. Inducing Sneezes with Pepper

See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

Added by Tyler on September 16, 2006| 5 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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664. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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665. Smash-and-Grab

A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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666. Disco Nap

This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on August 20, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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667. Jazzercise

Added by Frank on August 15, 2006| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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668. Bedazzle

Added by Chris on August 12, 2006| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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669. French Exit

When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends. See also Drunk.

Added by Chris on August 10, 2006| 4 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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670. Swinging from the Chandelier

See also 20's, Drunk, Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on August 1, 2006| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike