Funny Things to Do

671. Lighting Cigars with Dollar Bills

See also Wealth.

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Funny Things to Do

672. Puking into a Beer Bottle

It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.

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Funny Things to Do

673. Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins

Have you ever tried this? It hurts. See also Animals, Disney, Fictional.

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674. Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page

Does this work? I do not believe it does. See also Arrogant, Casual.

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675. Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder

I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie. See also Arrogant, Casual, Mustache.

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676. Shaking a Handful of Nuts

A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort snacks in this way. See also Casual.

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677. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet

Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.

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678. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

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679. Eating a Banana

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