Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

621. Stealing Pies from Open Windows

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

622. Tinkle

As in, "I got to tinkle." See also Bathroom.

Added by Chris on August 14, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

623. Getting Attacked by Bobcats

Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.

Added by Frank on August 3, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

624. Freestyle Walking

Because regular locomotion is for suckers.

Added by Frank on August 1, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

625. Following Someone From the Front

MacGyver performed this move. I believe a handheld mirror was involved. See also 80's, Television.

Added by Chris on July 16, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny thing to do.

Funny Things to Do

626. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

627. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

628. Referring to Yourself in the Third Person

Robyn thinks that this is ridiculous. See also Arrogant.

Added by Robyn on June 18, 2007| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

629. Kissing Your Own Biceps

Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.

Added by Robyn on May 28, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

630. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

Added by Frank on April 28, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Things to Do

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.