Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
642. Burying Obese People in Pianos
I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.
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643. Rockin' the Dockers
Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.
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645. Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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646. Smash-and-Grab
A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.
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647. Disco Nap
This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.
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648. Jazzercise
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649. Bedazzle
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650. French Exit
When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends. See also Drunk.