Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
641. Sh*tcan
As in, "I never got your emailHotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.
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644. Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the Water
When I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this. See also Bathroom.
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645. Smoking a Cigarette While Wearing Winter Gloves
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
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647. Carrying a Brush in Your Back Pocket
The better to feather your hair with. See also 80's.
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648. Eating Your Lunch in Your Car in the Parking Lot at Work
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650. Burying Obese People in Pianos
I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.