Funny Things to Do

681. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays

I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame. See also Arrogant.

Added by Anthony on April 6, 2006| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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682. Lighting Cigars with Dollar Bills

See also Wealth.

Added by Tyler on April 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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683. Puking into a Beer Bottle

It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2006| 3 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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684. Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins

Have you ever tried this? It hurts. See also Animals, Disney, Fictional.

Added by Tyler on March 19, 2006| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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685. Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page

Does this work? I do not believe it does. See also Arrogant, Casual.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2006| 5 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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686. Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder

I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie. See also Arrogant, Casual, Mustache.

Added by Tyler on February 4, 2006| Comment | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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687. Shaking a Handful of Nuts

A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort snacks in this way. See also Casual.

Added by Tyler on January 28, 2006| 1 Comment | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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688. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet

Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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689. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 4 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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690. Eating a Banana

Added by Maya on December 30, 2005| 9 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike