Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
632. Carrying a Brush in Your Back Pocket
The better to feather your hair with. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
633. Eating Your Lunch in Your Car in the Parking Lot at Work
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635. Burying Obese People in Pianos
I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.
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Funny Things to Do
636. Rockin' the Dockers
Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.
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638. Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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639. Smash-and-Grab
A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.
Funny Things to Do
640. Disco Nap
This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.