Funny Things to Do

551. Taking a Power Shower

A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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552. Outercourse

Everything but... See also Sex.

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553. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"

Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.

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554. Lindsey Jacobellis Hot-Dogging It

And crashing, giving up the gold, then denying it all in an interview later. Haha! See also Olympics.

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555. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

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556. Taking Back the Night

And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.

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557. Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.

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558. Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

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559. Pinky Swearing

Never break a pinky swear. Ever. See also Children.

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560. Dancing Knife Fights

As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story. See also Musicals, Singers, Weapons.

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