Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
522. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
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523. Shaving Your Trademark Beard
What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.
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524. Treadmill Racing
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.
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525. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
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526. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.
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527. Skyhook
Now defunct but still unstoppable feat of athletic prowess. Also a good way to entertain your teammates. See also Basketball, Sports.
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528. Finishing a Drink from Starbucks and Realizing the Name on the Cup Isn't Yours
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529. Decoupage
Also known as decorating an object (such as a flower pot) by gluing other things to it and then adding liberal coats of varnish. See also 70's, Crafts.