Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
491. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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492. Renting Movies from the Public Library
Hey, who needs Netflix? See also Library.
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493. Doing Pullups On Scaffolding
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495. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
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497. Falling Down While Spinning the Wheel on "The Price Is Right"
See also Television.
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498. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.
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499. Calling an Addiction Hotline and Telling Them Your Hooked on Phonics
Because it's nessecary.
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500. Listening to "Ride of the Valkyries" and Running Around Your Apartment With a Calvary Sword.
Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.