Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
541. Twirling Your Mustache
When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.
Funny Things to Do
542. Turning a Calculator Upside Down and Writing Dirty Words
You know, like 58008 and 558. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
543. Accidentally Calling a Phone Sex Hotline
Dammit, not now lady! I was just trying to order a snuggie! See also Telecommunications.
Funny Things to Do
545. Grinch Rolling
Sort of like Rick Rolling, but with bad high school jazz band covers of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". See also Pranks.
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Funny Things to Do
548. Digging a Hole Through the Earth and Coming Out the Other Side
If cartoons are any indication, you always end up in China.
Funny Things to Do
549. Saying "Like" All the Time
At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.
Funny Things to Do
550. Eating Over the Kitchen Sink
Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.