Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
441. Ending a Mixed Tape with "Don't You Forget About Me"
Dude, do you think she'll get it? See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
442. Finding the One Wrong Way to Eat a Reese's
...and thus upsetting the known order of the universe. See also Candy.
Funny Things to Do
444. Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of Your Head
Funny Things to Do
445. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity
It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
Funny Things to Do
446. Fist-to-Chin Headshots
"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."
Funny Things to Do
447. Chunkydunk
I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.
Funny Things to Do
448. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band
Funny Things to Do
450. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check
This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.