Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
442. Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of Your Head
Funny Things to Do
443. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity
It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
444. Fist-to-Chin Headshots
"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."
Funny Things to Do
445. Chunkydunk
I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
Funny Things to Do
446. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band
Funny Things to Do
448. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check
This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.
Funny Things to Do
449. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Things to Do
450. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave
It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.