Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
411. Trying to Stain a Stainless Steel Refrigerator
Challenge accepted. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
412. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."
Funny Things to Do
414. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever
Funny Things to Do
415. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Funny Things to Do
417. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.