Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
391. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."
Funny Things to Do
393. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever
Funny Things to Do
394. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
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Funny Things to Do
396. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.