Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
391. Trying to Urinate into the Same Bottle That Got You Drunk
Funny Things to Do
392. Trying to Stain a Stainless Steel Refrigerator
Challenge accepted. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
393. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."
Funny Things to Do
395. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Funny Things to Do
396. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
398. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.