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Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Added by a Guest on June 26, 2026 | You Like This |

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Oh no...

BoredButtonUser on June 30, 2026

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haha I get it, they will eat so many crumbs they will be big and able to read and then take over the world. but the ant will have to eat far too many crumbs for it to happen.

hi I'm no one on July 6, 2026

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its still hilarious

hi I'm no one on July 6, 2026

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The version I'm familiar with mentions that power corrupts and they'll turn evil, suggesting that in this version the ants have made a perfect society.

my account is broken on July 13, 2026

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I read this comment as I was taking my last bite in the library. Oh no..

sutlac on August 13, 2026

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As an ant, we're already smarter than you think..

enami ace sa on August 16, 2026

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corgis are red, I am blue, that person over there is a lump of poo, and so are you

dewdling on August 16, 2026

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ants better go QuantUm!!!!!!!!!!

corlis on August 22, 2026

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OH SSNNNAAAAP.

potato on September 19, 2026

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this is actually my advice please listen to it...

hi I'm no one on September 26, 2026

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