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Spiffles

It’s like the sniffles, but you spit. See also Made Up.

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Added by a Guest on September 6, 2026 | You Like This |

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Coolio

Kat on September 7, 2026

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just sneezing too hard and stuff comes out of your mouth

my account is broken on September 7, 2026

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Twue

Kat on September 7, 2026

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I just had my first day of school and I realized it looks like a prison

kat on September 8, 2026

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ewww

kori on September 9, 2026

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my snake has that, should I be worried?

Billie Cipher on September 9, 2026

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only if it's one that spits venom

my account is broken on September 9, 2026

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Peace

kat on September 9, 2026

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My snake is a purple snake named penny, I think it might be venom, I took her to the vet yesterday. Shes fine.

Billie Cipher on September 10, 2026

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That’s good but is there anything else wrong

kat on September 10, 2026

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also, what kind of snake is she?

my account is broken on September 10, 2026

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Shes purple, i dont know the exact kind, but she just had a fly caught in her throat, we got it out and she’s better now, currently in her glass box with the lamp and shes drinking lots of water and hissing at the abyss, my house might just be haunted but oh the well.

Billie Cipher on September 11, 2026

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What kind of purple

kat on September 11, 2026

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Wait why am I acting like someone who works at the vet

kat on September 12, 2026

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your snake seems fine. also, how is your house haunted?

my account is broken on September 13, 2026

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is snakes hissing at the abyss the same as cats staring at nothing?

my account is broken on September 13, 2026

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got I had that during a play

peter on September 15, 2026

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Oh.

2927353026 on September 15, 2026

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stop it

my account is broken on September 16, 2026

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I think I have that... hawk pooey

I pooped on September 20, 2026

ihaveanaccount

i regret all my decisions.

ihaveanaccount on September 25, 2026

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ok.

kat on September 25, 2026

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