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Funny Advice

1201. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

1202. Have an Abandoned Factory Day.

Curses the target to have a very strange day.

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Funny Insults

1203. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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Funny Names

1204. Not Calm McWeird

My middle name is Calm! My first name is Not.

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Funny Nicknames

1205. Gibbly Wibbly Bibbly

a name for something so cute that no word can even describe it See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1206. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees

See also Fire.

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Funny Phobias

1207. Oxphobucengodm

the fear of oxygen

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Funny Quotes

1208. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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Funny Quotes

1209. People Say Nothing is Impossible, but I Do Nothing Everyday.

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Funny Things to Do

1210. Decieving Directions

Ask a stranger for directions, then walk the opposite way.

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