Funny Advice
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182. Save Your Strength
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183. Better Late than Pregnant
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184. Eat It, Don't Tweet It
In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.
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185. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver
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186. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
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187. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.
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188. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
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189. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk
This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.