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Funny Insults

1. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

2. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

3. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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Funny Quotes

4. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Has 18 Legs, 18 Arms, and 18 Eyes?

The Supreme Court.

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Funny Words

9. Combobulate

The opposite of discombobulate.

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Funny Observations

10. Crazy Spelled Crayz is Still Pronounced Crazy

See also Crazy.

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