Funny Things

Funny Things

231. Clap-O-Meter

Still the most accurate mode of voting yet devised.

Added by Brian on August 9, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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232. Dad Rock

In other words, The Eagles, Boston, Fleetwood Mac, etc. See also Music.

Added by Frank on July 17, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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233. Butt Implants

Like these. See also Vanity.

Added by Frank on July 14, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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234. The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris. See also 90's, Video Games.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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235. Rat Tails

Not long ago a guy with a braided rat tail called me "Hooter Girl". I was not impressed. See also 80's.

Added by Robyn on July 1, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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236. The Big Nickel

It's literally a giant nickel and the world's largest coin. See also Canadian.

Added by Robyn on June 27, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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237. Carving Stations

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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238. Mull-Hawk

A combination of a mullet and mohawk that makes me want to vomit.

Added by Robyn on May 25, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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239. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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240. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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