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261. The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand

It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm. See also Commercials, Disney, Food.

Added by Tyler on July 21, 2006| 2 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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262. Cat Trap

I'm not sure what this is, but I'm sure it must exist and that it must be an elaborate contraption. Cats, by the way, are hard to catch.

Added by Tyler on May 20, 2006| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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263. Renaissance Fairs

Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of earnest teenagers.

Added by Tyler on April 22, 2006| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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264. Hairdana

This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.

Added by Tyler on March 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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265. People Magazine's Picks and Pans

You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)

Added by Tyler on March 19, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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266. No. 2 Pencils

See also 80's, Anxiety.

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267. The Leather of Imaginary Animals

There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.

Added by Anthony on February 25, 2006| 2 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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268. Wicker

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269. Wood Chips

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270. Black Ice

A suburban menance second in perceived danger only to the undertow. See also Anxiety.

Added by Anthony on February 21, 2006| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike