113. Welch's® Grape Soda Shop
I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.
114. Pickle Juice Shop
If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40's, it prevents cramps.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny drink.
116. Shrinking Potion
In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.
118. Pineapple Juice Shop
Why does pinapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pinapple juice?