Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

141. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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142. Brown Cow

I mixture of milk and root beer. It's actually pretty good but remember to put the milk in first because otherwise it curdles.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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143. Appletinis

See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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144. Jack and Diet

See also Alcohol, Insults.

Added by Chris on September 30, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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145. Welch’s Grape Soda Shop

The Champagne of grape sodas.

Added by Brian on September 16, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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146. Pickle Juice Shop

If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40s, it prevents cramps.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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147. Harvey Wallbanger

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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148. Shrinking Potion

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.

Added by Tyler on April 6, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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149. Fairy Pee

See also Alcohol, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Pineapple Juice Shop

Why does pineapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pineapple juice?

Added by Tyler on February 25, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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