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31. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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32. Malasada

A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.

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33. Walking Taco

The Donald Trump of food. See also Snacks.

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34. Farturas

Portuguese pastries. See also Sophomoric.

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35. Gorilla Boogers

Low sugar, sweetened black beans.

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36. Cotton-Candy Flavored Grapes

This is what biotechnologists are doing when they could be curing cancer.

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37. Turtle Soup Shop

See also Old-Timey.

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38. Mac n' Chocolate

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39. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

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40. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

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