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501. Sophist

A subtle yet derogatory term used by Quellcrist and the Hemptress to insult philosophy professors and law students, and anyone else who fancies themselves an adept at the art of rational and logically valid argument or thought but in reality cannot find their way out of a paper bag and whose very continued existence is a miracle considering their pathological mental vicissitude. See also Philosophy.

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502. If I Throw a Stick Will You Leave?

See also Dogs.

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503. Neer-do-well

A miscreant or otherwise idle and worthless person.

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504. Malfeasant

Funny way to say lawbreaker, rulebreaker, no-goodnick. One who is guilty of misconduct.

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505. Geekburger with Cheese

How to level up the insult 'geekburger'. All of this comes from Full House, of course. See also Fast Food.

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506. Jackanapes

An out-dated way to call someone impudent or conceited.

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507. Dick Tree

Shut up, you Dick Tree.

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508. Maladroit

See also Awkward.

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509. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are

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510. Showboat

Oh, I see you're wearing a tie today. Showboat.

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