Funny Insults

Funny Insults

491. Office Hands

Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.

Added by chalowack on May 10, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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492. Popinjay

A person given to vain, pretentious displays and empty chatter; a coxcomb or fop. See also Arrogant.

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493. Guttersnipe

A child of the slums who spends most of his or her time in the streets: contemptuous term applied to anyone regarded as having the manners, morals, etc. of the gutter.

Added by tommy22 on March 16, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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494. Schnook

A stupid or easily victimized person; a dupe. Probably Yiddish origin. See also Old-Timey, Yiddish.

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495. Schlemiel

Of Yiddish origin. An unlucky bumbler, a chump. Can be heard in the theme song from Laverne & Shirley show. See also Yiddish.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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496. Sophist

A subtle yet derogatory term used by Quellcrist and the Hemptress to insult philosophy professors and law students, and anyone else who fancies themselves an adept at the art of rational and logically valid argument or thought but in reality cannot find their way out of a paper bag and whose very continued existence is a miracle considering their pathological mental vicissitude. See also Philosophy.

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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497. If I Throw a Stick Will You Leave?

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2010| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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498. Neer-do-well

A miscreant or otherwise idle and worthless person.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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499. Malfeasant

Funny way to say lawbreaker, rulebreaker, no-goodnick. One who is guilty of misconduct.

Added by kickychickn on January 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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500. Geekburger with Cheese

How to level up the insult 'geekburger'. All of this comes from Full House, of course. See also Fast Food.

Added by Adie on December 4, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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